There once were these dudes from afar
who were all three tres bizarre,
They went out in full force
to the local golf course
to see if they could break par.

They were atrociously clad
in the most awful plaid;
one carried a purse,
the second was worse,
his shoes made you think egad!!

The third was a swinger,
he'd come back with a zinger
that'd turn your face red.
When I saw them I said
"Ack! Here I'll not linger!"

So I got out, I got out fast. As fast as I could go sir!
I wasn't scared, but pants like that I did not care for, no sir!

(Last two lines from from Dr Seuss - What was I scared of)