Update: Well here it is…

Obviously I haven’t finished or cleaned up yet. This is far from perfect but considering that I barely knew wtf I was doing, I guess it’ll do 😉

I finally got my kitchen mostly painted and I was trying to find a cheap easy way to make […]

Thank you for all the emails. You have pretty well made my two main email addresses useless to me. However, I am (a) Not interested in (b) Have no use for:

Lonely Cougars in my area A larger penis (even though you can’t get smaller than mine) The millions you’d love to give to […]

I’d be happy if, say, 300 million Americans would watch this. Our Navy SEALS deserve that much.

SEAL TEAM SIX – Extortion 17 EXPOSED

Man has this been a really annoying, long day. Since it started about 30 hours ago and I’ve spent most of that time working on websites for pennies. Because I suck with how slow I am. I have a frozen shoulder that’s killing me, a totally discombobulated computer situation, and two seriously endangered pets.

A […]

I’m trying to deal with the huge amount of spam I’m suddenly getting. For the most part, I’ve been invaded by China. And then there’s the one’s who want to actually BE me. Take a look at those pathetic losers over just a few hours time:

Clara is enjoying the summer, guarding against any wayward birds and other critters, that would also include the human kind. She might not appreciate me dressing her in lizard skin (or whatever the heck it is). There are no beans ripe yet so she gets to help me pull weeds..