Thank you for all the emails. You have pretty well made my two main email addresses useless to me. However, I am (a) Not interested in (b) Have no use for:

• Lonely Cougars in my area
• A larger penis (even though you can’t get smaller than mine)
• The millions you’d love to give to only me
• Ellen Dengeneres’s face
• Time shares
• Losing weight (when I’ve spent the last 14 years trying to put some on)
• The amazing amount of affiliate offers for foods and goods from those amazing places
• Every other random and bizarre thing you managed to throw my way.

Did no one, especially you affiliates ever tell you that spamming email that isn’t requested is just plain rude?

Do you think that I or anyone with a bit of intelligence would ever click on those ads?

All you do is make yourself and the companies whose products you are trying to shove down out throats look like total assholes.

I’m now sending every bit of it through Spam Cop and getting those hundreds of abuse reports sent out. This is taking me a considerable about of time. I hope in the end it’s worth it and I don’t have to just trash my addresses.

So spammers, Fuck you very much!